Just like the iPhone, iPad, and other useful devices, Carla comes with a handy dandy guide that will make your time with her far more enjoyable.
Congratulations! If you're reading this guide, you have been invited into Carla's world...which is probably unlike anything you have ever experienced. So, welcome and enjoy the experience!
Let's begin with a quick overview, shall we? Great! The model that you are currently enjoying (CJ4.3) has undergone several upgrades and is constantly reworking her processor, so you may notice a glitch or two on occasion but given a brief reset period, those will work themselves out. The CJ4.3 is built for strength, endurance and comfort. However, like the delicate screen of an iPad, she is fragile and without proper care and handling is subject to scratches and cracks which are most often merely surface damage but dropping her will not only shatter her exterior, but has the potential to impact her delicate inner workings so please handle with care.
CJ4.3 comes with a charger and has incredibly long battery life but definitely requires recharging. There is great danger of severe malfunction when improperly or insufficiently charged. Please be sure her battery is fully charged at least once per week, preferably on Sunday. If it is not possible to fully charge on Sunday then you will have to rely on short bursts of alternate charging during the week. This can be done virtually or through human interaction. Charging can occur with literature, food, prayer, hard belly laughing, healing hugs, solitary confinement, and a number of other means which can only be discovered through interaction with CJ4.3. Any or all of these will sustain the 4.3 until a full recharge is possible.
The CJ4.3 has a self cleaning function. Her eyes will run and appear to leak. This is entirely normal and should not be a cause for concern. Please pay attention to this function. Cleanup is simple. If you are a compatible device, pull the CJ4.3 close to your chest and hold steady until leakage ceases. If you are not a comparable device, simply put the CJ4.3 on a well cushioned surface and wait for the function to run its course. This feature will not damage the unit and in some cases will result in more efficient performance.
CJ4.3 has a rapid output system. In layman's terms...a smart mouth. Some have tried to disable this feature but all attempts have been unsuccessful. This feature is preprogrammed and is a default safety feature.
Speaking of safety, the 4.3 is also equipped with an ultimate security feature. In case of emergency, the 4.3 will shut down completely and become inoperable. In the event of a system shutdown, you must merely wait for the manufacturer's reset. No information will be lost but some applications may function differently.
If your Carla is damaged for any reason, your data is secure and will not be made available to anyone but you. Jail-breaking is not a feature that is available on the CJ4.3. Your unique access code will allow you to restore your CJ4.3 to the original factory settings.
The CJ4.3 is your companion for as long as you choose to keep her. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, you may return her in whatever condition she is in to her manufacturer. We hope you will be pleased with your time spent with CJ4.3. Please send all questions and feedback to reverendsister@gmail.com. We appreciate your patronage of and loyalty to our brand. The CJ4.4 upgrade will be available on April 2, 2014! Stay tuned for updates, upgrades, and new features!
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